Tuesday, July 26, 2011

IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN OKLAHOMA....

I got this off of a friends facebook page note. I thought it was worth sharing. :)


IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN OKLAHOMA....

....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

....hot water comes from both taps.

....you can make sun tea instantly.

....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30A.M.

....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs

1 comment:

Theophanie said...

What a great post! You really made me laugh. )I am from Tulsa originally...) I saw on Mod Podge Rocks that your son calls Hobby Lobby "Hobbobby" that totally reminds me of some of the silly things my girls say.
Love your blog! Stop by at mine and say, "hi" sometime. :)